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There you go, straight from the horse's mouth: What exactly is up with that whole lipstick/pig thing. Perhaps next time, he'll use the ol' "silk purse from a sow's ear" analogy, and avoid the lipstick debacle altogether (although if he took that route, the Palin/McCain camp would probably say he was threatening to cut off [...]

So, to kinda make up for the fact that I've been caught up in my "I can only keep up with one thing at a time, so if I'm busy catching up on Project A, I can't spend hours putting 'quality time' into Project B" procrastination cycle, here's someone else talking about Sarah "Same Speech, [...]

Boy oh boy, do I love it when talking-head types get caught off guard. I mean, we all know they're humans, with opinions that aren't always sanitary and diplomatic, but it's not often you get to hear one of 'em say swear words…
I wonder who thought it'd be funny to leak this "off camera" video [...]

Y'know, I don't want to like Paris Hilton. I really, really, really don't. But after seeing this video … um … I think my brain just imploded.
If you've seen McCain's "celebrity" attack ad—implying Obama is just a shallow celebrity with no leadership ability, by way of implicitly comparing him to Paris Hilton—this little spoof might [...]

OK, I think I finally understand the whole abstinence-only education thing. I really do. It's not so much about morals, or religion, or anything pseudo-virtuous like that. It's just because the Republican hard-liners don't know jack shit about birth control.
As a misbegotten icon of the Idiot Right Wing movement, here's Bill O'Reilly on insurance companies [...]

An important question for anyone to ponder at the outset of a new relationship:

Indeed. Perhaps as important for the person being asked as for the one doing the asking. ;-)

So yeah, if I'd been paying attention, I would have renewed my passport last summer. As of August 2007, all US passports have RFID chips embedded in them. For those of you not in the know, RFID tags are how libraries know when you walk out with an un-checked out book, how pet ID [...]

To help keep everyone entertained while I drag out the site move for as long as humanly possible:
Red vs Blue explains why the internet should not be confused with real life:

… and Idiots of Ants makes one wonder why you'd ever join Facebook in the first place:

Simply fucking brilliant: A video reenactment of US military conflicts from WWII to the present … with food:

A million thanks to my little sister for sending me a link to Tourist Pictures' Food Fight. (Keep a lookout for the falafel. I almost cried I was laughing so hard.)