Welcome to the United States of Alphabitch. That's right, fuckers. Around these parts, you don't get billions of dollars of taxpayer money handed to you on a silver platter, no strings attached. We know what "government BY the people, OF the people and FOR the people" means, you spendthirft fuckwads … it means the people [...]

…is humanity. the big three The financial meltdown continues, with the Big Three US automakers flying their executives to Washington DC in private corporate jets to beg for money. To which I'd say, great! Start by flying home in a fucking coach class airline seat, knowing that's still better than your office staff can afford. [...]

Once again, Jay Smooth of illdoctrine.com says it best… Really, there is not much more to say on the subject of Obama's election, and except that I don't pledge to "sit at home and make more videos" (because the one time I tried it, oh lordy did I suck!), I would just like to say [...]

Let me just open by saying I'm not defending Sarah Palin here. Really, if you ignore the background scenery in her "scandalous" turkey slaughtering interview (video embedded below the jump), it's entirely clear that the woman couldn't reason her way out of a paper bag. But fucking christ people, I've had it up to here [...]

So, in my last VP debate post, Dave Watson commented wondering how you could call either candidate the winner, when people's perceptions of who won differ by party affiliation. Which is not precisely correct. Educated, informed Republican pundits and party higher-ups are not pretending McPalin is kicking ass and taking names. Why? Simple: Because they [...]