Dear Lunatic Right Wing: Choke on a Cock and Die, Thanks.

I'm kinda disappointed that the Democrats in this country STILL have not learned that trying to take the "high road" and ignore the utter insanity of the ignorant Right only seems to make things worse.
Sarah thankfuckingGODshe'snotmyGovernoranymore Palin babbles about government "Death Panels" killing innocent grandparents and retarded kids, and who stands up to loudly and [...]

Uuhhhmmmm. What the FUCK?

Y'know, she could have saved sooo much time on her answer by just saying, "Me neither!" But maybe "neither" is a bigger word than she can handle?
Like, y'know, wow! *tee*HEE*

NEWSFLASH: More Baseball Players Did *GASP* Steroids!

Stop the fucking presses. OMFGPWNBBQ!!!! Some overpaid asshole who goes by the nickname "A-Rod" (because baseball fans can't be bothered to say a word as big as "Rodriguez"?) admitted to doing steroids … get this … six fucking YEARS ago!!! And then a shortstop down in Texas got busted for lying about someone else doing [...]

What a way to wake up

I've never felt giddy after a presidential election. As a matter of fact, I've never listened to an inaugural speech before; not even when "my candidate" won the first presidential election I had the opportunity to vote in. And after eight years of Clinton, I was so thoroughly disappointed in so many things he'd done [...]

So Your Company Wants Bailout Money…

Welcome to the United States of Alphabitch. That's right, fuckers. Around these parts, you don't get billions of dollars of taxpayer money handed to you on a silver platter, no strings attached. We know what "government BY the people, OF the people and FOR the people" means, you spendthirft fuckwads … it means the people [...]