Why McPalin is still in the running

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Wake up America! Palin/McCain are fucking AWFUL!

OK, enough of the Sarah Palin crap … Obama might have only been talking about McCain's policies when he said "lipstick on a pig," but I'm not. I'm talking about McCain's entire candidacy … and as far as I'm concerned, that's all Palin was: Lipstick for a pig of a presidential candidate. And it's not [...]

Mencken said it best: Smart people are FUCKING SCARY

In response to my last post, Kavan Wolfe asked, "Why do people vote for idiots?" … I was about to launch into my version of the facts of the matter, but I realize HL Mencken said it all back in 1920, prompted by a discussion of the presidential race between Warren Harding and James M. [...]

Christian Nation?! I don't fucking think so.

OK, about a half-dozen posts ago, I said I was writing a more detailed post about America's status as a Christian Nation. Then real life smacked me upside the head, and long, involved posts got put on hold for a while. Finally, here we are.
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS NOT A FUCKING CHRISTIAN NATION*. [...]

7 Things No American Would Ever Believe …

… if public schools taught anything resembling history—Or, American Exceptionalism is a crock of shit.
American schools are shit at teaching anything resembling an in-depth study of history. Of course, to a certain extent, any nation's schools are going to teach history from their own bias and perspective, but after meeting an talking with people of [...]

Marriage is for the birds (but not the gay birds, mind you)

There you have it folks, I couldn't care less about marriage on a personal level. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt (and by "t-shirt" I mean "divorce decree"). I don't plan on ever marrying anyone ever again, male, female or Martian. So, I really don't have any personal investment in the whole same-sex marriage [...]

On the Web: The World According to (US) Americans

A little nod to all our visitors who corrected me on my assertion that America (aka, the USA) was not, in fact, #1. (Edited from a version I found online … because I did once have to tell someone Alaska was attached to North America):