Yeah, so the "search of the week" thing hasn't been so weekly after all. Some weeks, the top search phrases around here are just not that exciting. But this one, I couldn't pass up. So today I bring you F*cking C*nts' Top 10 Ways to Fuck Up Your Kids: Raise them in a strict, evangelical [...]

All this political hoo-hah is fun and all, but I think it's time to lighten things up around here. Nevermind the fact that I am either a liberal wacko or a fascist who wants to steal your tax money at gunpoint … I already knew that. Let us now turn our attention to matters that [...]

… or Alaska scores another point for natural selection So, Into the Wild is in theaters. Another round of absurd romanticism about dumbasses who come up to Alaska and die in the wilderness is gripping the nation … or at least the denizens of it who secretly long to out-Walden Thoreau, whilst simultaneously out-macho-ing Grizzly [...]

This week was a good one for search phrases … I am apparently only a proper blog entry away from becoming one of the world's authorities on "dolphins molesting humans". Also I somehow solicit more highbrow inquiries such as the "top 10 most enlightened people" and "ways to become more cultured" … which are, perhaps, [...]

And thus we introduce a new feature here at f*cking c*nts: the Search Of The Week (SOTW) … inspiration struck while I was marveling over my nascent collection of referring search phrases*. In amongst perfectly sensible things like "worst swear word in america" and "synonym+cunt" was "top 10 ways to recognize a homosexual" … *blink* [...]