So Your Company Wants Bailout Money…

Welcome to the United States of Alphabitch. That's right, fuckers. Around these parts, you don't get billions of dollars of taxpayer money handed to you on a silver platter, no strings attached. We know what "government BY the people, OF the people and FOR the people" means, you spendthirft fuckwads … it means the people [...]

7 Things No American Would Ever Believe …

… if public schools taught anything resembling history—Or, American Exceptionalism is a crock of shit. American schools are shit at teaching anything resembling an in-depth study of history. Of course, to a certain extent, any nation's schools are going to teach history from their own bias and perspective, but after meeting and talking with people [...]

fucking women's clothing …

So, I bought these shirts. They're really nice, fitted, button-up women's shirts from Hawes & Curtis, London. They even need cufflinks, which is cool as hell … But it's a damn good thing they're made of slightly stretchy material, because every time I move my arms forward or back too far, I'm reminded that women [...]

9 Suggestions for Physicians Dealing with Terminal Patients

I know two people who are in the late stages of terminal illnesses right now. One of them is lucky enough to have a doctor who's reasonable and understanding … the other one doesn't. Well, at least not until today, when one of his physicians finally admitted the fucking obvious: that he's actually, really and [...]

10 Things Every Adult Should Know

Sometimes it's hard to come up with a full-length, balls-to-the-wall rant, but a lot of "too long for Twitter, too short for a whole post" ideas float in and out of my head all the time. Here's 10 things every adult really ought to know, but a lot of people are apparently just too fucking [...]