Welcome to the United States of Alphabitch. That's right, fuckers. Around these parts, you don't get billions of dollars of taxpayer money handed to you on a silver platter, no strings attached. We know what "government BY the people, OF the people and FOR the people" means, you spendthirft fuckwads … it means the people [...]

… if public schools taught anything resembling history—Or, American Exceptionalism is a crock of shit. American schools are shit at teaching anything resembling an in-depth study of history. Of course, to a certain extent, any nation's schools are going to teach history from their own bias and perspective, but after meeting and talking with people [...]

So, I bought these shirts. They're really nice, fitted, button-up women's shirts from Hawes & Curtis, London. They even need cufflinks, which is cool as hell … But it's a damn good thing they're made of slightly stretchy material, because every time I move my arms forward or back too far, I'm reminded that women [...]

I know two people who are in the late stages of terminal illnesses right now. One of them is lucky enough to have a doctor who's reasonable and understanding … the other one doesn't. Well, at least not until today, when one of his physicians finally admitted the fucking obvious: that he's actually, really and [...]

Sometimes it's hard to come up with a full-length, balls-to-the-wall rant, but a lot of "too long for Twitter, too short for a whole post" ideas float in and out of my head all the time. Here's 10 things every adult really ought to know, but a lot of people are apparently just too fucking [...]