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I'm not even sure where to start with this one … it almost wants to be a sentence, but comes across more as a couple of two word search phrases accidentally stuck together. I want the searcher to come back, and answer a few questions:

Are you implying there is a fringe religion in Britain that [...]

No, the search of the week phrase was NOT actually "Go to hell, you sick fucking bastards". It was "fucking little school kids cunts", and "Go to hell, you sick fucking bastards" was just the first phrase that popped into my head in response. See, I knew, with the name of the site and all [...]

Yeah, so the "search of the week" thing hasn't been so weekly after all. Some weeks, the top search phrases around here are just not that exciting. But this one, I couldn't pass up. So today I bring you F*cking C*nts' Top 10 Ways to Fuck Up Your Kids:

Raise them in a strict, evangelical Christian [...]

This week was a good one for search phrases … I am apparently only a proper blog entry away from becoming one of the world's authorities on "dolphins molesting humans". Also I somehow solicit more highbrow inquiries such as the "top 10 most enlightened people" and "ways to become more cultured" … which are, perhaps, [...]

And thus we introduce a new feature here at f*cking c*nts: the Search Of The Week (SOTW) … inspiration struck while I was marveling over my nascent collection of referring search phrases*. In amongst perfectly sensible things like "worst swear word in america" and "synonym+cunt" was "top 10 ways to recognize a homosexual" … *blink* [...]