and on a lighter-hearted note …

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10 Things Every Adult Should Know

Sometimes it's hard to come up with a full-length, balls-to-the-wall rant, but a lot of "too long for Twitter, too short for a whole post" ideas float in and out of my head all the time. Here's 10 things every adult really ought to know, but a lot of people are apparently just too fucking [...]

It's a Sin … and that's why we like it

For everything I long to do / no matter when or where or who / has one thing in common, too:
It's a, it's a, it's a … it's a sin. It's a sin. ~ Pet Shop Boys, It's a Sin
Sin is rubbish. Utter fucking rubbish. I am somehow expected to believe that there is [...]

Top 10 Ways to Recognize a Homosexual (SOTW)

And thus we introduce a new feature here at f*cking c*nts: the Search Of The Week (SOTW) … inspiration struck while I was marveling over my nascent collection of referring search phrases*. In amongst perfectly sensible things like "worst swear word in america" and "synonym+cunt" was "top 10 ways to recognize a homosexual" … *blink* [...]