… [Porn is] a great job for someone who is dumb, unambitious, and devoid of sexuality. In fact, the only way you can do 'sex work' (as naive feminists like to call it) is to have no sex left in you. Some perverted uncle or disgusting friend of the family robs a girl of her [...]

There's one less child molester in the world today, and we're all going to be assaulted by memorial retrospective teevee specials about it for the next month. Michael Jackson is dead. And good riddance to the batshit crazy pedophile. Fuck him.
And fuck everyone who's driveling on about how "tragic" it is, and how sad they [...]

And, to bitch a little more about this whole Proposition 8 thing … this video is fucking brilliant. I'm so glad someone else brought up the bit about stoning your bride to death on her father's doorstep if you discover she's not a virgin on your wedding night. The Bible is waaaay more explicit about [...]

Y'know, I have many reasons to dislike California. There's the overcrowding. There's the interminable cultural void that is the entire Southern half of the state. There's the fact that they regularly manage to suck the Colorado river dry before it reaches the ocean, because people think they need lawns, golf courses, and fucking PALM TREES [...]

So Michelle Obama decided to grow an organic garden at the White House, and get some local schoolkids involved in the project. Sounds all happy-warm-fuzzy, doesn't it? Apparently not to everyone … nosiree, the folks at the Mid-America CropLife Association sure don't think so, according to a newsletter sent out to their members:
Did you hear [...]