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OK, so I'm on my way to work the other day, and I turn on NPR "Talk of the Nation" (usually an interesting take on mainstream news, or stories you don't hear about elsewhere) … and they're talking about John fucking Edwards' big affair/illegitimate baby bullshit scandal, with (this is the good part) the "Executive [...]

What is it with the religious nuts this week?! From a completely apolitical, secular barter/trade email list being bombarded by the forces of righteousness, to a troll on an old post who took the 'debate' to email, all of a sudden the bizarro arguments are everywhere.
In response to the email list Bible Humpers who emailed [...]

An important question for anyone to ponder at the outset of a new relationship:

Indeed. Perhaps as important for the person being asked as for the one doing the asking. ;-)

I'm not even sure where to start with this one … it almost wants to be a sentence, but comes across more as a couple of two word search phrases accidentally stuck together. I want the searcher to come back, and answer a few questions:

Are you implying there is a fringe religion in Britain that [...]

For everything I long to do / no matter when or where or who / has one thing in common, too:
It's a, it's a, it's a … it's a sin. It's a sin. ~ Pet Shop Boys, It's a Sin
Sin is rubbish. Utter fucking rubbish. I am somehow expected to believe that there is [...]

And thus we introduce a new feature here at f*cking c*nts: the Search Of The Week (SOTW) … inspiration struck while I was marveling over my nascent collection of referring search phrases*. In amongst perfectly sensible things like "worst swear word in america" and "synonym+cunt" was "top 10 ways to recognize a homosexual" … *blink* [...]

So, yes, today in my quest for new and interesting things to share with the wide world of the social bookmarking services, I clicked an old bookmark for an article on a university website about a person's experience with a pair of dolphins kept at the Kewalo Basin research facility in Hawaii. (Where is this [...]

There are, as you may guess, a great many things about the human race that I find rather bothersome … but few so genuinely irritating as when people with whom I'd otherwise agree take themselves so fucking seriously they make complete cunts of themselves, and their personal ridiculousness then contaminates the ideas I support. These [...]

A brief and off-the-cuff summary of societal sexual taboos in American culture from the Victorian era to the present … based on my entirely non-thorough readings and personal conversations.
Victorian Times: Everything. Female orgasm was medically known as "hysterical paroxysm", and a "cure" for the uniquely female disorder of hysteria was to have a qualified physician [...]