FUCK Michael Jackson

There's one less child molester in the world today, and we're all going to be assaulted by memorial retrospective teevee specials about it for the next month. Michael Jackson is dead. And good riddance to the batshit crazy pedophile. Fuck him.
And fuck everyone who's driveling on about how "tragic" it is, and how sad they [...]

The Daily Show: Last Stand of American Journalism?

So, we have the comedian facing off against the "financial commentator" … and tearing CNBC to small raggedy bits in the process. I don't think it says much for American Journalism being "the Fourth Estate" of our government when a show on Comedy Central calls the shots cleaner than any news program in existence, but [...]

Shut up about Edwards' fucking "baby" already!

OK, so I'm on my way to work the other day, and I turn on NPR "Talk of the Nation" (usually an interesting take on mainstream news, or stories you don't hear about elsewhere) … and they're talking about John fucking Edwards' big affair/illegitimate baby bullshit scandal, with (this is the good part) the "Executive [...]

Condolezza Rice: Sociopathic Torture Fetishist

OK, so by now we all know that the Bush administration basically gave the thumbs up to use torture on suspected terrorists (especially the ones with brown skin and foreign accents). Hell, they even got their Attorney General in on the deal, trying to come up with some legal argument that excused them all from [...]

Holy Fuck, Crossdressing Children! Rally the Fundies!

A heretofore unimagined threat has descended upon the moral fiber of the great Yew Ess of Ey … indeed. You thought it was the gay scout leaders or lesbian gym instructors who were going to turn your children down the path of sin, perversion and homosexuality? No indeed, it appears the greatest threat to your [...]