No, REALLY. They ARE that stupid.

You thought back when Stephen Colbert skewered Bush at the Washington Correspondents' Dinner, somebody got fired for inviting him, right? I sure as fuck did. But as it happens, his victims might not have even realized he was being mean.
Seriously. This is un-fucking-believable. A significant number of conservatives polled think Colbert is only pretending to [...]

So Your Company Wants Bailout Money…

Welcome to the United States of Alphabitch. That's right, fuckers. Around these parts, you don't get billions of dollars of taxpayer money handed to you on a silver platter, no strings attached. We know what "government BY the people, OF the people and FOR the people" means, you spendthirft fuckwads … it means the people [...]

Real VP Debate vs. SNL VP Debate … can I vote for Queen Latifah?

OK, so the real VP debate was an embarrassment to any educated voter. Palin rambled nonsensically, and the moderator didn't say a word about any of the blatant instances of the candidates (mostly Palin) completely ignoring her questions in favor of delivering their own little stump speeches. It's painful to watch, and I don't blame [...]

I have no words … Paris Hilton?!

Y'know, I don't want to like Paris Hilton. I really, really, really don't. But after seeing this video … um … I think my brain just imploded.
If you've seen McCain's "celebrity" attack ad—implying Obama is just a shallow celebrity with no leadership ability, by way of implicitly comparing him to Paris Hilton—this little spoof might [...]

Mencken said it best: Smart people are FUCKING SCARY

In response to my last post, Kavan Wolfe asked, "Why do people vote for idiots?" … I was about to launch into my version of the facts of the matter, but I realize HL Mencken said it all back in 1920, prompted by a discussion of the presidential race between Warren Harding and James M. [...]