Tea Party Election Hangover: 30ish Days Later!

[NOTE: I wrote this the week of the election, edited it about 10 times, decided it wasn't current enough anymore, and then, just today, decided fuckit, I'll post it anyhow. Enjoy! Post about WikiLeaks coming up next, but hopefully not a month late. ] So, the election here in the US was kind of a [...]

Dirty Fucking Hippies!

AAAAAHHHH! The stupid! It HURTS!!!

I'm just going to throw this out there, unedited, for everyone's enjoyment. I have, thankfuckinggawd, somehow avoided having anyone in my email contacts who sends shit like this to me… unless (as in this case), a friend got it from her mother, and she was SO flabbergasted by the idiocy, she had to share. And [...]

Run, Sarah, Run! No, really.

Rah Rah Rah! Go Jeezis! And Exxon! Sarah Palin is a lunatic. If she ever achieves a measurable level of political power, she'll be a dangerous lunatic. She's closely affiliated with a bat-shit crazy evangelical group plotting to take over the world for Jesus (using brilliant tactics like assigning Prayer Warriors to every street in [...]

Hello TSA! Go fuck yourself, thanks.

So some asshole tries to blow up a plane with his crotch. (Bad jokes about Superman's sperm come to mind… but anyway!) It's not even likely that the amount of chemically goodness in the Panty Liner of Doom™ was enough to actually bring the plane down, but no mind… everyone else gets to be patted [...]