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So I see an old bumpersticker (among many) on the wall at the bar in Cantwell:
Defeat the Draft Dodging Dope Smoker in '96
At the time, I'm sure someone thought they were being very clever … but what do you want to bet the person who designed that sticker voted for the draft-dodging, deserting, alcoholic coke [...]

Yeah, getting a wee little bit sick of the whole election thing. Romney dropped out, which is awfully nice. Now the moralizing-religious-cunt wing of the Republican party can have an honest head-to-head contest with the war-monger-fuckwit wing, without worrying about the holy-book contingent being unfairly split between two holier-than-thou "I'd like to legislate sinners out [...]

Thanks to rawstory.com for publicizing this priceless quote from presidential candidate Mike Huckabee:
I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution, but I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that's what we need to [...]