For fuck's sake, how embarassing. The people in this video are like the relative whose invitation to holiday gatherings seems to get lost in the mail more often than plausible, because you just can't stand to hear what comes out of their mouth. How is it that ANYONE still believes the whole "Obama is Muslim" [...]

I received this essay in an email from a friend of mine recently. I think it explains things so damn well, there's no point in me trying to make the same point in my own words… So, in case you were wondering why it is that Palin/McCain are still anywhere near the top of the [...]

United Airlines checks passengers with firearms through the 'oversized' baggage line. … I swear this saved me at least an hour on my check-in time. Smoking lounge! They have a freaking smoking lounge! Even when I quit again, I'll appreciate this in principle. Free Wi-Fi! (Hello SeaTac, are you listening?! You get sponsors to pay [...]

Sometimes it's hard to come up with a full-length, balls-to-the-wall rant, but a lot of "too long for Twitter, too short for a whole post" ideas float in and out of my head all the time. Here's 10 things every adult really ought to know, but a lot of people are apparently just too fucking [...]

Den Fujita, McDonald's Japanese President "The reason Japanese people are so short and have yellow skins is because they have eaten nothing but fish and rice for two thousand years… if we eat McDonald's hamburgers and potatoes for a thousand years we will become taller, our skin become white and our hair blonde."Behind the Arches, [...]