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Sometimes it's hard to come up with a full-length, balls-to-the-wall rant, but a lot of "too long for Twitter, too short for a whole post" ideas float in and out of my head all the time. Here's 10 things every adult really ought to know, but a lot of people are apparently just too fucking [...]

Den Fujita, McDonald's Japanese President
"The reason Japanese people are so short and have yellow skins is because they have eaten nothing but fish and rice for two thousand years… if we eat McDonald's hamburgers and potatoes for a thousand years we will become taller, our skin become white and our hair blonde."Behind the Arches, the [...]

I could actually do a whole site dedicated to macho "culture" in the US. I could develop an elaborate taxonomy of different sub-species of American macho cunts, the individual plumage and mating rituals of each, and the poor stupid women who continue allowing these jackasstic sub-humans to breed. I could explore the world of mixed-breed [...]