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So Michelle Obama decided to grow an organic garden at the White House, and get some local schoolkids involved in the project. Sounds all happy-warm-fuzzy, doesn't it? Apparently not to everyone … nosiree, the folks at the Mid-America CropLife Association sure don't think so, according to a newsletter sent out to their members:
Did you hear [...]
April 15th has been declared International "Hit Someone With A Newspaper" Day, and I have been asked to help promote it. Considering I still need to START my taxes here in the US, I suspect that's exactly what I'll feel like doing at some point. I expect I'll be celebrating.
IMO, this is a much more [...]
So, we have the comedian facing off against the "financial commentator" … and tearing CNBC to small raggedy bits in the process. I don't think it says much for American Journalism being "the Fourth Estate" of our government when a show on Comedy Central calls the shots cleaner than any news program in existence, but [...]
A Manhattan jury awarded $2.33 million to a man who lost his leg after drunkenly stumbling onto the path of an oncoming subway train.
Dustin Dibble, 25, landed in the subway tracks after a late night watching a hockey game at a bar with friends April 23, 2006. A downtown N train ran over him, severing [...]
Seriously, every time I get an idea for a good post topic lately, I hear about something even more fucked up before I get a chance to write it. I can't keep up with all the fucked up shit going on in the world right now … if I did, I'd be spending so damn [...]
So, I received two email comments today … I do love getting email comments, even though I rarely answer them. These two arriving on the same day though, I just thought they complimented each other so very well!
First I get this (which, on the grand scale of "hate mail", is actually kinda lame):
There's obviously no [...]
Yes, yes … what do you expect from a woman who can be accurately emulated by a random phrase generator? Imagine: Foreign policy via diamond tennis bracelet "gifts". It could happen. It could happen.
OK, enough of the Sarah Palin crap … Obama might have only been talking about McCain's policies when he said "lipstick on a pig," but I'm not. I'm talking about McCain's entire candidacy … and as far as I'm concerned, that's all Palin was: Lipstick for a pig of a presidential candidate. And it's not [...]
OK, so I'm on my way to work the other day, and I turn on NPR "Talk of the Nation" (usually an interesting take on mainstream news, or stories you don't hear about elsewhere) … and they're talking about John fucking Edwards' big affair/illegitimate baby bullshit scandal, with (this is the good part) the "Executive [...]
