Feel free to stalk our every post with the f*cking c*nts RSS feed, subscribe to f-ckingc-nts.com by email, follow our new posts and random comments on Twitter, or become a fan on facebook. Go on. You know you want to! All the cool kids are doing it …What is it with the religious nuts [...]

A true genius, in my book. A man who had his head on straight, and his priorities well sorted. The world needs more people like George Carlin: People who are willing to tell it like it is, other people's sacred cows be damned.
Take some time to watch some of his stand-up routines, and make a [...]

This month, we present a collaborative effort between intrepid reader Becca, my baby sister, and yours truly … Yes indeed, f*cking c*nts is please to bring you a second multi-pack of vocabulary-enhancing profane goodness: Meet the [animal]-fucker family!
Not only do these two-part slurs roll off the tongue in a delightfully offensive way, they each have [...]

For everything I long to do / no matter when or where or who / has one thing in common, too:
It's a, it's a, it's a … it's a sin. It's a sin. ~ Pet Shop Boys, It's a Sin
Sin is rubbish. Utter fucking rubbish. I am somehow expected to believe that there is [...]

Americans (meaning United Statesians … yes, I know "America" consists of two entire continents, fuckoff thank you) are in the unfortunate position of only really knowing two ways to use the word cunt. Both are considered so shockingly offensive, it's basically never used. A shame really. Fuck has become so blasé it's hardly got any [...]

If The Guardian says so, it must be true. I'm so proud. :-D

Righty-o. Might as well start of by offending everyone, no? Otherwise, what fun will this little site be?
So, as an American (meaning United Statesian) woman, why in the hell would I actually start a blog using the word "cunt" all over the place? It is, after all, the single most offensive female-referential word in the [...]