Uuhhhmmmm. What the FUCK?

Y'know, she could have saved sooo much time on her answer by just saying, "Me neither!" But maybe "neither" is a bigger word than she can handle?
Like, y'know, wow! *tee*HEE*

ZOMG! Teabaggers on my wavelength!

Check the sign on the right-hand side of the photo …
You think YOU wish stupid hurt?! You don't know the half of it, you right-wing braindead Alabama-ass fuckwit. If stupid hurt, the pain might actually kill you.

Priceless photo courtesy of Teabagging, Alabama Style at toxic culture.

Now if only I could find someone to sue…

A Manhattan jury awarded $2.33 million to a man who lost his leg after drunkenly stumbling onto the path of an oncoming subway train.
Dustin Dibble, 25, landed in the subway tracks after a late night watching a hockey game at a bar with friends April 23, 2006. A downtown N train ran over him, severing [...]

Oooh! Shiny!

Yes, yes … what do you expect from a woman who can be accurately emulated by a random phrase generator? Imagine: Foreign policy via diamond tennis bracelet "gifts". It could happen. It could happen.

On the Web: Feet washing up on shore in Canada

Yup. You read the headline right. Six human feet have washed up on shore near Vancouver island. What. The. Fuck.

A severed foot has been discovered on a remote Strait of Juan de Fuca beach about 50 kilometres west of Port Angeles.
A woman was out walking along the shore when she saw the shoe with a [...]