Sometimes it's hard to come up with a full-length, balls-to-the-wall rant, but a lot of "too long for Twitter, too short for a whole post" ideas float in and out of my head all the time. Here's 10 things every adult really ought to know, but a lot of people are apparently just too fucking [...]

… or, keep your laws out of my bedroom, off my body, and away from my pipe! That's me. I am the ultimate civil libertarian … a small sampling of my cherished beliefs regarding personal freedom. Legalize gay marriage … not only should homosexuals have the same rights to make themselves miserable as straight people [...]

See now, when you read that headline, you agreed instantly, didn't you? "Infant mutilation?! Good gracious, nobody could get behind that!" Yeah, nobody except for the parents of 70% of the men in the United States … quite possibly including you, dear reader. Yes, YOU. I personally know the list includes my mother and the [...]

For everything I long to do / no matter when or where or who / has one thing in common, too: It's a, it's a, it's a … it's a sin. It's a sin. ~ Pet Shop Boys, It's a Sin Sin is rubbish. Utter fucking rubbish. I am somehow expected to believe that there [...]

A brief and off-the-cuff summary of societal sexual taboos in American culture from the Victorian era to the present … based on my entirely non-thorough readings and personal conversations. Victorian Times: Everything. Female orgasm was medically known as "hysterical paroxysm", and a "cure" for the uniquely female disorder of hysteria was to have a qualified [...]