Stop the fucking presses. OMFGPWNBBQ!!!! Some overpaid asshole who goes by the nickname "A-Rod" (because baseball fans can't be bothered to say a word as big as "Rodriguez"?) admitted to doing steroids … get this … six fucking YEARS ago!!! And then a shortstop down in Texas got busted for lying about someone else doing [...]

Seriously, every time I get an idea for a good post topic lately, I hear about something even more fucked up before I get a chance to write it. I can't keep up with all the fucked up shit going on in the world right now … if I did, I'd be spending so damn [...]