Hello TSA! Go fuck yourself, thanks.

So some asshole tries to blow up a plane with his crotch. (Bad jokes about Superman's sperm come to mind… but anyway!)
It's not even likely that the amount of chemically goodness in the Panty Liner of Doom™ was enough to actually bring the plane down, but no mind… everyone else gets to be patted [...]

ahhh … lordy, what a piece of work…

…is humanity.
the big three
The financial meltdown continues, with the Big Three US automakers flying their executives to Washington DC in private corporate jets to beg for money.
To which I'd say, great! Start by flying home in a fucking coach class airline seat, knowing that's still better than your office staff can afford. Then prove your [...]

My Hate Mail Kinda Sucks, or: Why Ron Paul is fucked in '08

Received this email in response to my post 5 Reasons Ron Paul is an Utterly Mad Cunt:
Has it ever entered your feeble mind that you might be the fokin
Idiot? No, I didn't think so.
I'm sure you're missed in some small village, please let someone direct
you there.
See, when I started this site, [...]

5 Reasons Ron Paul is an Utterly Mad Cunt

So, I've had a few people, both friends and site visitors, ask me what I think of Ron Paul, Republican candidate for president and Texas congressman. Up until I looked into it a little, I simply thought he was so far off the "viable candidate" radar screen, I didn't really care … but prompted by [...]

Libertarians: sad, psychopathic Pollyannas

My "Ultimate Civil Libertarian" piece seems to have caused a bit of confusion with some readers, so I thought it might be nice to clarify a few things for folks. I'm not a member of the Libertarian party. Never have been. Never will be. Oh sure, I went through my Ayn Rand worshiping phase in [...]