Rah Rah Rah! Go Jeezis! And Exxon!
Sarah Palin is a lunatic. If she ever achieves a measurable level of political power, she'll be a dangerous lunatic. She's closely affiliated with a bat-shit crazy evangelical group plotting to take over the world for Jesus (using brilliant tactics like assigning Prayer Warriors to every street in Newark, [...]
So some asshole tries to blow up a plane with his crotch. (Bad jokes about Superman's sperm come to mind… but anyway!)
It's not even likely that the amount of chemically goodness in the Panty Liner of Doom™ was enough to actually bring the plane down, but no mind… everyone else gets to be patted [...]
I admit, I have been super lax with this site lately. But then, I've been super lax about EVERYTHING lately. So there you go. We all have our ups and downs. But, regardless of all that, EVERYONE needs to see this video. Even better if you memorize the lyrics and sing it at inopportune moments [...]
There are, as you may guess, a great many things about the human race that I find rather bothersome … but few so genuinely irritating as when people with whom I'd otherwise agree take themselves so fucking seriously they make complete cunts of themselves, and their personal ridiculousness then contaminates the ideas I support. These [...]
