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For fuck's sake, how embarassing. The people in this video are like the relative whose invitation to holiday gatherings seems to get lost in the mail more often than plausible, because you just can't stand to hear what comes out of their mouth. How is it that ANYONE still believes the whole "Obama is Muslim" [...]

Well, given the fact that Christopher Buckley resigned his column at the Nat'l Review the day after announcing his support for Obama, and Wick Allison was an ex-Publisher when he made his announcement, they're not really NR stalwarts anymore, I'd suppose. But William F. Buckley, Christopher's father & founder of the National Review, was one [...]

In years past, when I visited the UK (which happens to be where I am now), I'd tell people where I was from, and they'd exclaim, "Alaska?!" as though they didn't realize you could actually get here from there, and then they'd ask one of a handful of questions:

Is it really like Northern Exposure?
Was it [...]

Yeah. Wow. How Palin/McCain are still in the race after Palin's interviews with Katie Couric, I did not understand. How McPalin is still in the race after those two debates, I find even more deeply and brain-meltingly baffling.
Seriously.
But there they are, and the only conclusion I can reach is that they're being kept afloat by [...]

OK, so wow. First there was the ridiculous blank check bailout request, and there's been a Presidential debate, and the VP debate, and now the bailout package has been passed … fuck me, I hardly know where to start!
How about here: FUCKING HELL, Sarah Palin SUCKS and John McCain is fucking SENILE and could DIE [...]

Yes, yes … what do you expect from a woman who can be accurately emulated by a random phrase generator? Imagine: Foreign policy via diamond tennis bracelet "gifts". It could happen. It could happen.

Finally, someone with serious conservative credentials speaks up and points out what I've been saying about the Religious Right/NeoCon/'Wouldn't Know What Conservatism Was if It Hit Them Upside the Head' goons who've taken over the Republican Party… That's right folks, a former Publisher of the National Review (invited to join the staff by William F. [...]

I received this essay in an email from a friend of mine recently. I think it explains things so damn well, there's no point in me trying to make the same point in my own words…
So, in case you were wondering why it is that Palin/McCain are still anywhere near the top of the polls, [...]

There you go, straight from the horse's mouth: What exactly is up with that whole lipstick/pig thing. Perhaps next time, he'll use the ol' "silk purse from a sow's ear" analogy, and avoid the lipstick debacle altogether (although if he took that route, the Palin/McCain camp would probably say he was threatening to cut off [...]