So, I have this iPhone. I like my iPhone, don't get me wrong … and the iPhone data plan is actually a pretty good deal compared to most other cellphone data plans I've looked at. But the bottom line is a phone bill in the neighborhood of $100 a month for me and my sister, [...]

No, I'm not talking to iPhone fans. I'm talking to all the people who are apparently suffering some kind of Apple-phobia or sour grapes or some bizarre form of electronic racism, or something.
There's a clip up on YouTube, showing David Lynch saying that if you watch a movie on your phone, you're not truly experiencing [...]