The Problem with Hipster Pricks

… [Porn is] a great job for someone who is dumb, unambitious, and devoid of sexuality. In fact, the only way you can do 'sex work' (as naive feminists like to call it) is to have no sex left in you. Some perverted uncle or disgusting friend of the family robs a girl of her [...]

Well, it finally happened.

My high school classmates found me on Facebook. Wonder how many people who never talked to me are going to add me as a friend?

Buy a fucking map & dictionary, people!

So, for the umpteenth time, I get to checkout at an online store. Their shipping policy says they ship to the "Continental US and Canada," so I figure I'm good to go, considering Alaska is BOTH part of the "Continental US" AND attached to the Western edge of Canada …
… and once again, whether these [...]

Our 1st Guest Post, coming up …

So, folks have been asking now and then about opening f*cking c*nts to guest posts for a while … and I've finally decided it's a good idea. :-) At first, my inner control freak cringed at the thought, but what the hell, it'll be interesting.
So, coming up soon, myself and regular visitor Kavan Wolfe [...]

OtW: Everything you need to know about the Interwebs

To help keep everyone entertained while I drag out the site move for as long as humanly possible:
Red vs Blue explains why the internet should not be confused with real life:

… and Idiots of Ants makes one wonder why you'd ever join Facebook in the first place: