Well, it finally happened.

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Buy a fucking map & dictionary, people!

So, for the umpteenth time, I get to checkout at an online store. Their shipping policy says they ship to the "Continental US and Canada," so I figure I'm good to go, considering Alaska is BOTH part of the "Continental US" AND attached to the Western edge of Canada …
… and once again, whether these [...]

Our 1st Guest Post, coming up …

So, folks have been asking now and then about opening f*cking c*nts to guest posts for a while … and I've finally decided it's a good idea. :-) At first, my inner control freak cringed at the thought, but what the hell, it'll be interesting.
So, coming up soon, myself and regular visitor Kavan Wolfe [...]

OtW: Everything you need to know about the Interwebs

To help keep everyone entertained while I drag out the site move for as long as humanly possible:
Red vs Blue explains why the internet should not be confused with real life:

… and Idiots of Ants makes one wonder why you'd ever join Facebook in the first place:

Oh, the poor, precious children! Save them!

There's a recurring phenomenon on the social photo sharing website, flickr. I don't know if it's because only sad, paranoid parents join flickr, or if flickr turns parents into sad paranoids. Either way, it's sad. And it's paranoid.
Here's the basic story: Some parent notices that photos of their child are appearing on another website, which [...]