So, what about YOUR marriage, HMMMM???

And, to bitch a little more about this whole Proposition 8 thing … this video is fucking brilliant. I'm so glad someone else brought up the bit about stoning your bride to death on her father's doorstep if you discover she's not a virgin on your wedding night. The Bible is waaaay more explicit about [...]

Fuck you, California.

Y'know, I have many reasons to dislike California. There's the overcrowding. There's the interminable cultural void that is the entire Southern half of the state. There's the fact that they regularly manage to suck the Colorado river dry before it reaches the ocean, because people think they need lawns, golf courses, and fucking PALM TREES [...]

Uuhhhmmmm. What the FUCK?

Y'know, she could have saved sooo much time on her answer by just saying, "Me neither!" But maybe "neither" is a bigger word than she can handle?
Like, y'know, wow! *tee*HEE*

No, REALLY. They ARE that stupid.

You thought back when Stephen Colbert skewered Bush at the Washington Correspondents' Dinner, somebody got fired for inviting him, right? I sure as fuck did. But as it happens, his victims might not have even realized he was being mean.
Seriously. This is un-fucking-believable. A significant number of conservatives polled think Colbert is only pretending to [...]

Teabaggers step things up…

Yessirre. That whole teabagging thing TOTALLY showed those spendthrift tax-and-spend bastards what was what, didn't it? So, rather than let their sleeper cells go back to napping, Fox News continues to rile up the ignorant masses for the seeming sole purpose of entertaining those of us with brains and a little education…
Teabagging alone isn't enough! [...]