Bumpersticker of the year?

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R.I.P. George Carlin

A true genius, in my book. A man who had his head on straight, and his priorities well sorted. The world needs more people like George Carlin: People who are willing to tell it like it is, other people's sacred cows be damned.
Take some time to watch some of his stand-up routines, and make a [...]

How badly could McCain fuck us?

If you're of the mind that Bush winning the 2000 election at the hands of a right-wing dominated Supreme Court was no coincidence, here's a sobering take on the upcoming election:

So yeah, if all you fucking short-sighted bullshit pseudo-feminist Clinton-zombies are totally willing to risk losing Roe v. Wade, see same-sex marriage get constitutionally banned, [...]

Feminism: It's got fuck-all to do with Hillary

Y'know, I was going to write another post about Hillary Clinton … but I'm so fucking sick of her, I don't have anything reasonable or intelligent to say on the matter. The only way she could count herself ahead in the Democratic race at the end was to claim votes she "won" in a state [...]

small fucking towns … big fucking silence

So yeah. I live in a small town (as in, under 1000 people … and the biggest city within 300 miles is under 40K). Mostly, I like it. Someone needs help, people chip in. You don't stop by the local bar for a while, everyone asks how you're doing, what have you been up to. [...]

On the Web: Oooh, MORE Republican hypocrisy!

Once again, Doonesbury effortlessly combines incriminating facts with the perfect touch of snide humor. Republicans may preach fiscal responsibility, but take a look at where the national debt came from …
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What a Shock, Right Wing Hypocrisy!

So I see an old bumpersticker (among many) on the wall at the bar in Cantwell:
Defeat the Draft Dodging Dope Smoker in '96
At the time, I'm sure someone thought they were being very clever … but what do you want to bet the person who designed that sticker voted for the draft-dodging, deserting, alcoholic coke [...]

Why in the fuck did China get the Olympics, again?

So, I'm trying to figure out exactly what the Olympic committee's standards are for choosing a host country for the Games … It's not as though the Chinese government's latest bullshit in Tibet is some new, shocking, heretofore-unheard-of behavior from them. (Tiananmen Square, anyone?) You might say, "Well, sure. But Germany had the Olympics when [...]

President Bush, please go play pattycake with a helicopter rotor

President GW Bush, on the American troops fighting in Afghanistan:
I must say, I’m a little envious. If I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed. It must be exciting for you … in some ways [...]

America, Land of the Free, Home of the Fucking Hypocrites

The whole "America hating" thing seems to be going over really well … people either love it, or want me to leave the country. So, when a reader suggested a rant on the US's unique brand of blind militant hypocrisy, how could I say no? (No, I don't think there's anything here that hasn't been [...]