Run, Sarah, Run! No, really.
Rah Rah Rah! Go Jeezis! And Exxon!
Sarah Palin is a lunatic. If she ever achieves a measurable level of political power, she'll be a dangerous lunatic. She's closely affiliated with a bat-shit crazy evangelical group plotting to take over the world for Jesus (using brilliant tactics like assigning Prayer Warriors to every street in Newark, [...]
The Problem with Hipster Pricks
… [Porn is] a great job for someone who is dumb, unambitious, and devoid of sexuality. In fact, the only way you can do 'sex work' (as naive feminists like to call it) is to have no sex left in you. Some perverted uncle or disgusting friend of the family robs a girl of her [...]
Hello TSA! Go fuck yourself, thanks.
So some asshole tries to blow up a plane with his crotch. (Bad jokes about Superman's sperm come to mind… but anyway!)
It's not even likely that the amount of chemically goodness in the Panty Liner of Doom™ was enough to actually bring the plane down, but no mind… everyone else gets to be patted [...]
Dear Lunatic Right Wing: Choke on a Cock and Die, Thanks.
I'm kinda disappointed that the Democrats in this country STILL have not learned that trying to take the "high road" and ignore the utter insanity of the ignorant Right only seems to make things worse.
Sarah thankfuckingGODshe'snotmyGovernoranymore Palin babbles about government "Death Panels" killing innocent grandparents and retarded kids, and who stands up to loudly and [...]

