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Yes, yes … what do you expect from a woman who can be accurately emulated by a random phrase generator? Imagine: Foreign policy via diamond tennis bracelet "gifts". It could happen. It could happen.

Y'know, I don't want to like Paris Hilton. I really, really, really don't. But after seeing this video … um … I think my brain just imploded.
If you've seen McCain's "celebrity" attack ad—implying Obama is just a shallow celebrity with no leadership ability, by way of implicitly comparing him to Paris Hilton—this little spoof might [...]

Simply fucking brilliant: A video reenactment of US military conflicts from WWII to the present … with food:

A million thanks to my little sister for sending me a link to Tourist Pictures' Food Fight. (Keep a lookout for the falafel. I almost cried I was laughing so hard.)

A little nod to all our visitors who corrected me on my assertion that America (aka, the USA) was not, in fact, #1. (Edited from a version I found online … because I did once have to tell someone Alaska was attached to North America):

Yeah, so the "search of the week" thing hasn't been so weekly after all. Some weeks, the top search phrases around here are just not that exciting. But this one, I couldn't pass up. So today I bring you F*cking C*nts' Top 10 Ways to Fuck Up Your Kids:

Raise them in a strict, evangelical Christian [...]