Marriage is for the birds (but not the gay birds, mind you)

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Holy Fuck, Crossdressing Children! Rally the Fundies!

A heretofore unimagined threat has descended upon the moral fiber of the great Yew Ess of Ey … indeed. You thought it was the gay scout leaders or lesbian gym instructors who were going to turn your children down the path of sin, perversion and homosexuality? No indeed, it appears the greatest threat to your [...]

A couple thoughts about homosexuality …

The top three comment-triggers on this site are consistently: religion, politics … and homosexuality(?!). Religion and politics, I understand. I mean, they affect everyone in one way or another. They start wars. They take people's money. They convince people to believe the most ridiculous bullshit … but homosexuality? (Mind you, when I say "homosexuality," [...]

10 Things Every Adult Should Know

Sometimes it's hard to come up with a full-length, balls-to-the-wall rant, but a lot of "too long for Twitter, too short for a whole post" ideas float in and out of my head all the time. Here's 10 things every adult really ought to know, but a lot of people are apparently just too fucking [...]

The Ultimate Civil Libertarian … or, keep your laws out of my bedroom, off my body, and away from my pipe!

That's me. I am the ultimate civil libertarian … a small sampling of my cherished beliefs regarding personal freedom.

Legalize gay marriage … not only should homosexuals have the same rights to make themselves miserable as straight people have, but even if the Christians are right, and gays are all going to hell, THAT'S THEIR RIGHT [...]

Top 10 Ways to Recognize a Homosexual (SOTW)

And thus we introduce a new feature here at f*cking c*nts: the Search Of The Week (SOTW) … inspiration struck while I was marveling over my nascent collection of referring search phrases*. In amongst perfectly sensible things like "worst swear word in america" and "synonym+cunt" was "top 10 ways to recognize a homosexual" … *blink* [...]

10 Ways to Recognize a Macho Cunt (no, you're not "men")

I could actually do a whole site dedicated to macho "culture" in the US. I could develop an elaborate taxonomy of different sub-species of American macho cunts, the individual plumage and mating rituals of each, and the poor stupid women who continue allowing these jackasstic sub-humans to breed. I could explore the world of mixed-breed [...]