Dirty Fucking Hippies!

AAAAAHHHH! The stupid! It HURTS!!!

I'm just going to throw this out there, unedited, for everyone's enjoyment. I have, thankfuckinggawd, somehow avoided having anyone in my email contacts who sends shit like this to me… unless (as in this case), a friend got it from her mother, and she was SO flabbergasted by the idiocy, she had to share.
And so, [...]

Hello TSA! Go fuck yourself, thanks.

So some asshole tries to blow up a plane with his crotch. (Bad jokes about Superman's sperm come to mind… but anyway!)
It's not even likely that the amount of chemically goodness in the Panty Liner of Doom™ was enough to actually bring the plane down, but no mind… everyone else gets to be patted [...]

Dear Lunatic Right Wing: Choke on a Cock and Die, Thanks.

I'm kinda disappointed that the Democrats in this country STILL have not learned that trying to take the "high road" and ignore the utter insanity of the ignorant Right only seems to make things worse.
Sarah thankfuckingGODshe'snotmyGovernoranymore Palin babbles about government "Death Panels" killing innocent grandparents and retarded kids, and who stands up to loudly and [...]

ZOMG! Teabaggers on my wavelength!

Check the sign on the right-hand side of the photo …
You think YOU wish stupid hurt?! You don't know the half of it, you right-wing braindead Alabama-ass fuckwit. If stupid hurt, the pain might actually kill you.

Priceless photo courtesy of Teabagging, Alabama Style at toxic culture.