Everyone's Vagina is 8 Miles Wide!

I admit, I have been super lax with this site lately. But then, I've been super lax about EVERYTHING lately. So there you go. We all have our ups and downs. But, regardless of all that, EVERYONE needs to see this video. Even better if you memorize the lyrics and sing it at inopportune moments [...]

A bit of advice: Speed and ice don't mix.

So, I'm sitting here in bed at noon on a Monday with, as far as I can tell, a broken rib. I know I definitely have a big lump on my head, and a few really choice bruises here and there. The broken rib, I'm assuming because my ribcage hurts like holy hell, and when [...]

Palin: Cynical political bullshit nomination?

Boy oh boy, do I love it when talking-head types get caught off guard. I mean, we all know they're humans, with opinions that aren't always sanitary and diplomatic, but it's not often you get to hear one of 'em say swear words…
I wonder who thought it'd be funny to leak this "off camera" video [...]

Marriage is for the birds (but not the gay birds, mind you)

There you have it folks, I couldn't care less about marriage on a personal level. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt (and by "t-shirt" I mean "divorce decree"). I don't plan on ever marrying anyone ever again, male, female or Martian. So, I really don't have any personal investment in the whole same-sex marriage [...]

Feminism: It's got fuck-all to do with Hillary

Y'know, I was going to write another post about Hillary Clinton … but I'm so fucking sick of her, I don't have anything reasonable or intelligent to say on the matter. The only way she could count herself ahead in the Democratic race at the end was to claim votes she "won" in a state [...]