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If you're of the mind that Bush winning the 2000 election at the hands of a right-wing dominated Supreme Court was no coincidence, here's a sobering take on the upcoming election:

So yeah, if all you fucking short-sighted bullshit pseudo-feminist Clinton-zombies are totally willing to risk losing Roe v. Wade, see same-sex marriage get constitutionally banned, [...]

The whole "America hating" thing seems to be going over really well … people either love it, or want me to leave the country. So, when a reader suggested a rant on the US's unique brand of blind militant hypocrisy, how could I say no? (No, I don't think there's anything here that hasn't been [...]

Iowa Republicans voted for Mike Huckabee, thereby confirming my suspicion that Iowa is a fucked up, backwards-ass, ignorant, redneck sinkhole I have no intention of ever visiting, except in the event of an unavoidable flight layover (then again, I don't think I've ever flown through any airports in Iowa, so I might even be safe [...]

… or, keep your laws out of my bedroom, off my body, and away from my pipe!
That's me. I am the ultimate civil libertarian … a small sampling of my cherished beliefs regarding personal freedom.

Legalize gay marriage … not only should homosexuals have the same rights to make themselves miserable as straight people have, but [...]