United Airlines checks passengers with firearms through the 'oversized' baggage line. … I swear this saved me at least an hour on my check-in time.
Smoking lounge! They have a freaking smoking lounge! Even when I quit again, I'll appreciate this in principle.
Free Wi-Fi! (Hello SeaTac, are you listening?! You get sponsors to pay for [...]

So, I have this iPhone. I like my iPhone, don't get me wrong … and the iPhone data plan is actually a pretty good deal compared to most other cellphone data plans I've looked at. But the bottom line is a phone bill in the neighborhood of $100 a month for me and my sister, [...]