I have no words … Paris Hilton?!

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Mencken said it best: Smart people are FUCKING SCARY

In response to my last post, Kavan Wolfe asked, "Why do people vote for idiots?" … I was about to launch into my version of the facts of the matter, but I realize HL Mencken said it all back in 1920, prompted by a discussion of the presidential race between Warren Harding and James M. [...]

Free Obama '08 Bumperstickers from MoveOn.org

If you're interested, MoveOn.org has opened up their Obama bumper sticker giveaway to everyone (not just MoveOn members) … You can get your free bumper sticker right here.

New Hampshire Primary: Thoroughly fucked.

Last time the US attempted to elect a president, we saved the poll discrepancy shenanigans for the final round of voting. But where would the fun be this time around if we didn't try to outdo ourselves? The first state primary passed without any major trouble, except for the fact that Iowa's Republicans voted in [...]

My Hate Mail Kinda Sucks, or: Why Ron Paul is fucked in '08

Received this email in response to my post 5 Reasons Ron Paul is an Utterly Mad Cunt:
Has it ever entered your feeble mind that you might be the fokin
Idiot? No, I didn't think so.
I'm sure you're missed in some small village, please let someone direct
you there.
See, when I started this site, [...]