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Unlike the Obama bumperstickers I posted a while ago, these buttons don't imply the ownership of a car, or raise any questionable associations about energy conservation … unless you count the fuel needed by the post office to deliver them, but considering the mailman is going to come by your house every day anyhow, I [...]

OK, so I'm on my way to work the other day, and I turn on NPR "Talk of the Nation" (usually an interesting take on mainstream news, or stories you don't hear about elsewhere) … and they're talking about John fucking Edwards' big affair/illegitimate baby bullshit scandal, with (this is the good part) the "Executive [...]

So I sent the Obama campaign a little note today, after reading a nice little article on the more than 2-1 vote in favor of allowing the government to spy on any American who chooses to communicate with someone overseas, and grant immunity to the telecom companies who helped them do it before the fucking [...]

Y'know, I was going to write another post about Hillary Clinton … but I'm so fucking sick of her, I don't have anything reasonable or intelligent to say on the matter. The only way she could count herself ahead in the Democratic race at the end was to claim votes she "won" in a state [...]

Hillary Clinton is a short-sighted, selfish, ruthless cunt. Seriously. At this point in the race, she has proven her complete inability to close the gap on Obama's slim delegate lead, and while McCain runs around pumping himself up and looking like a good guy because he's got nobody to throw mud at for the moment, [...]

Right-o. So, despite Obama winning more primaries and caucuses, and having more legitimately "won" delegates to the 2008 Democratic convention, Hillary might still take the nomination. Because the Democratic Party automatically gives delegate status to every single Democrat in Congress, along with every Democratic governor in the US, and a bunch of other people on [...]

Yeah, getting a wee little bit sick of the whole election thing. Romney dropped out, which is awfully nice. Now the moralizing-religious-cunt wing of the Republican party can have an honest head-to-head contest with the war-monger-fuckwit wing, without worrying about the holy-book contingent being unfairly split between two holier-than-thou "I'd like to legislate sinners out [...]

Earlier, while listening to primary/caucus results on NPR, I was also listening to my sister read aloud from a website full of personal accounts of the various very strange ways in which people masturbate (with a loaf of Wonder Bread … with an apple and a pair of mom's stockings … with a couple of [...]

Political Compass is one of my favorite sites … even more so, now that they offer example charts of various political election seasons around the world, including the current US presidential race.
So, I took the test yet again, to pinpoint my spot on the map (yellow), and merged my results with politicalcompass' current political candidates [...]