Feel free to stalk our every post with the f*cking c*nts RSS feed, subscribe to f-ckingc-nts.com by email, follow our new posts and random comments on Twitter, or become a fan on facebook. Go on. You know you want to! All the cool kids are doing it …(Really, this ought to be reason #1, [...]
Stop the fucking presses. OMFGPWNBBQ!!!! Some overpaid asshole who goes by the nickname "A-Rod" (because baseball fans can't be bothered to say a word as big as "Rodriguez"?) admitted to doing steroids … get this … six fucking YEARS ago!!! And then a shortstop down in Texas got busted for lying about someone else doing [...]
Thought for the day: "Tommorow is promised to no man." From The Count of Monte Cristo.
A true genius, in my book. A man who had his head on straight, and his priorities well sorted. The world needs more people like George Carlin: People who are willing to tell it like it is, other people's sacred cows be damned.
Take some time to watch some of his stand-up routines, and make a [...]
I know two people who are in the late stages of terminal illnesses right now. One of them is lucky enough to have a doctor who's reasonable and understanding … the other one doesn't. Well, at least not until today, when one of his physicians finally admitted the fucking obvious: that he's actually, really and [...]
United Airlines checks passengers with firearms through the 'oversized' baggage line. … I swear this saved me at least an hour on my check-in time.
Smoking lounge! They have a freaking smoking lounge! Even when I quit again, I'll appreciate this in principle.
Free Wi-Fi! (Hello SeaTac, are you listening?! You get sponsors to pay for [...]
Sometimes it's hard to come up with a full-length, balls-to-the-wall rant, but a lot of "too long for Twitter, too short for a whole post" ideas float in and out of my head all the time. Here's 10 things every adult really ought to know, but a lot of people are apparently just too fucking [...]
All this political hoo-hah is fun and all, but I think it's time to lighten things up around here. Nevermind the fact that I am either a liberal wacko or a fascist who wants to steal your tax money at gunpoint … I already knew that. Let us now turn our attention to matters that [...]
… or, keep your laws out of my bedroom, off my body, and away from my pipe!
That's me. I am the ultimate civil libertarian … a small sampling of my cherished beliefs regarding personal freedom.
Legalize gay marriage … not only should homosexuals have the same rights to make themselves miserable as straight people have, but [...]
There are, as you may guess, a great many things about the human race that I find rather bothersome … but few so genuinely irritating as when people with whom I'd otherwise agree take themselves so fucking seriously they make complete cunts of themselves, and their personal ridiculousness then contaminates the ideas I support. These [...]
