Reason No. 3* I will never move to the UK

(Really, this ought to be reason #1, but it's the third reason I became aware of, chronologically speaking.) In the UK, the police can raid your home based on "unusual heat patterns" spotted via aerial infrared photos. Indeed, it seems that aerial surveillance is the order of the day over there. At least the Telegraph [...]

NEWSFLASH: More Baseball Players Did *GASP* Steroids!

Stop the fucking presses. OMFGPWNBBQ!!!! Some overpaid asshole who goes by the nickname "A-Rod" (because baseball fans can't be bothered to say a word as big as "Rodriguez"?) admitted to doing steroids … get this … six fucking YEARS ago!!! And then a shortstop down in Texas got busted for lying about someone else doing [...]

Carpe Diem

Thought for the day: "Tommorow is promised to no man." From The Count of Monte Cristo.

R.I.P. George Carlin

A true genius, in my book. A man who had his head on straight, and his priorities well sorted. The world needs more people like George Carlin: People who are willing to tell it like it is, other people's sacred cows be damned. Take some time to watch some of his stand-up routines, and make [...]

9 Suggestions for Physicians Dealing with Terminal Patients

I know two people who are in the late stages of terminal illnesses right now. One of them is lucky enough to have a doctor who's reasonable and understanding … the other one doesn't. Well, at least not until today, when one of his physicians finally admitted the fucking obvious: that he's actually, really and [...]