Another National Review Stalwart for Obama

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Ex-Nat'l Review Publisher: McCain's "conservative" credentials are B.S.

Finally, someone with serious conservative credentials speaks up and points out what I've been saying about the Religious Right/NeoCon/'Wouldn't Know What Conservatism Was if It Hit Them Upside the Head' goons who've taken over the Republican Party… That's right folks, a former Publisher of the National Review (invited to join the staff by William F. [...]

Sarah Palin: Yeah, she's Alaskan. So what?

Sarah Palin's Alaskan. What the fuck does that mean? It means a few things, as far as I can tell:

She's very tolerant of cold weather
She probably won't be bursting into tears on the campaign trail like Geraldine or Hillary. This is, of course, a total stereotype … but really, girls up here don't tend to [...]

Free Obama Buttons … no car required!

Unlike the Obama bumperstickers I posted a while ago, these buttons don't imply the ownership of a car, or raise any questionable associations about energy conservation … unless you count the fuel needed by the post office to deliver them, but considering the mailman is going to come by your house every day anyhow, I [...]

Shut up about Edwards' fucking "baby" already!

OK, so I'm on my way to work the other day, and I turn on NPR "Talk of the Nation" (usually an interesting take on mainstream news, or stories you don't hear about elsewhere) … and they're talking about John fucking Edwards' big affair/illegitimate baby bullshit scandal, with (this is the good part) the "Executive [...]

I have no words … Paris Hilton?!

Y'know, I don't want to like Paris Hilton. I really, really, really don't. But after seeing this video … um … I think my brain just imploded.
If you've seen McCain's "celebrity" attack ad—implying Obama is just a shallow celebrity with no leadership ability, by way of implicitly comparing him to Paris Hilton—this little spoof might [...]

Free Obama '08 Bumperstickers from MoveOn.org

If you're interested, MoveOn.org has opened up their Obama bumper sticker giveaway to everyone (not just MoveOn members) … You can get your free bumper sticker right here.

Feminism: It's got fuck-all to do with Hillary

Y'know, I was going to write another post about Hillary Clinton … but I'm so fucking sick of her, I don't have anything reasonable or intelligent to say on the matter. The only way she could count herself ahead in the Democratic race at the end was to claim votes she "won" in a state [...]

On The Web: Bill Maher's top Assholes of 2007

It warmed my heart today to read Bill Maher's "Dickheads of the Year" column on Rollingstone.com. While all the lucky nominees were fully worthy, IMO, (from the 25% of Americans who still think Bush is doing a good job … suspiciously equal to the percentage who believed Jesus was coming back this year … to [...]