Fuck PETA: Shoot the damn fish already!

Feel free to stalk our every post with the f*cking c*nts RSS feed, subscribe to f-ckingc-nts.com by email, follow our new posts and random comments on Twitter, or become a fan on facebook. Go on. You know you want to! All the cool kids are doing it …So the intrepid lunatics at Mythbusters did [...]

Why in the fuck did China get the Olympics, again?

So, I'm trying to figure out exactly what the Olympic committee's standards are for choosing a host country for the Games … It's not as though the Chinese government's latest bullshit in Tibet is some new, shocking, heretofore-unheard-of behavior from them. (Tiananmen Square, anyone?) You might say, "Well, sure. But Germany had the Olympics when [...]

the advertising industry … the biggest cunts of them all?

Here I am, sitting at the local bar … and over there on the wall is a large embossed metal advertising sign for Mickey's beer. Or, rather, "Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor". And when I looked at it, I knew. I was no longer at a loss for a rant for today. In fact, I was [...]

stop taking yourself so fucking seriously!

There are, as you may guess, a great many things about the human race that I find rather bothersome … but few so genuinely irritating as when people with whom I'd otherwise agree take themselves so fucking seriously they make complete cunts of themselves, and their personal ridiculousness then contaminates the ideas I support. These [...]

10 Ways to Recognize a Macho Cunt (no, you're not "men")

I could actually do a whole site dedicated to macho "culture" in the US. I could develop an elaborate taxonomy of different sub-species of American macho cunts, the individual plumage and mating rituals of each, and the poor stupid women who continue allowing these jackasstic sub-humans to breed. I could explore the world of mixed-breed [...]