R.I.P. George Carlin

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It's Loo-og, It's Loo-og … and it's available at Pottery Barn

No shit.
Only they're not "logs" … they're "rustic wood accent tables". And they're available for only $199–$249, depending on whether you want the short (18") or tall (24") model. Both are 15–18" in diameter.
The natural lines of our reclaimed-wood stools are hewn from the trunks of Argentinian cypress trees that have died of natural causes. [...]

Fuck Consumerism, or: Eyelid wash, and other brilliant ideas

Last weekend, in a pharmacy in a small town in Alaska, I saw a box of "eyelid wash".
EYELID wash
For FUCK'S sake!
So, I picked it up, thinking there might be some obscure disease that might necessitate such a product [added]… and there is! The eyelid wash people just forgot to mention it.[/added] Apparently it's good for [...]