Top 10 signs the world is going to hell.

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So Your Company Wants Bailout Money…

Welcome to the United States of Alphabitch. That's right, fuckers. Around these parts, you don't get billions of dollars of taxpayer money handed to you on a silver platter, no strings attached. We know what "government BY the people, OF the people and FOR the people" means, you spendthirft fuckwads … it means the people [...]

On The Web: Bill Maher's top Assholes of 2007

It warmed my heart today to read Bill Maher's "Dickheads of the Year" column on Rollingstone.com. While all the lucky nominees were fully worthy, IMO, (from the 25% of Americans who still think Bush is doing a good job … suspiciously equal to the percentage who believed Jesus was coming back this year … to [...]

And Fuck You too, Obama (or: why America is a Single-Party system)

So, Senator Barack Obama supports Senate bill 1959, the "Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007" … fuck you very much, Mr. Obama. Not-so-oddly, this bill has received relatively little coverage in the mainstream press, so allow me to quote a few choice sections for you:
`SEC. 899A. DEFINITIONS.
`(2) VIOLENT RADICALIZATION- The term `violent [...]

Impeach the Motherfuckers Already!

or, why Nancy Pelosi is a fucking cunt

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