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So, we have a Bible Baptist church in Fairbanks, with a giant electronic reader board that constantly displays obnoxious messages like "MOTHER EARTH?!/YOUR MOTHER IS A DIRT BALL" and "YOU'RE SO OPEN MINDED/YOUR BRAINS FELL OUT". Lovely people really.
Which is why I literally laughed out loud when I spotted this bumper sticker in the grocery [...]
A true genius, in my book. A man who had his head on straight, and his priorities well sorted. The world needs more people like George Carlin: People who are willing to tell it like it is, other people's sacred cows be damned.
Take some time to watch some of his stand-up routines, and make a [...]
A heretofore unimagined threat has descended upon the moral fiber of the great Yew Ess of Ey … indeed. You thought it was the gay scout leaders or lesbian gym instructors who were going to turn your children down the path of sin, perversion and homosexuality? No indeed, it appears the greatest threat to your [...]
So yeah … by saying "Creationism is bullshit" I seem to have pissed off a lot of Christians. Oddly, I didn't say anything about Christianity itself (Genesis is part of the Torah too, so Jews could have gotten all offended by that too), I didn't say whether or not there was a God (while I [...]
Sometimes it's hard to come up with a full-length, balls-to-the-wall rant, but a lot of "too long for Twitter, too short for a whole post" ideas float in and out of my head all the time. Here's 10 things every adult really ought to know, but a lot of people are apparently just too fucking [...]
For those of you who live under the stubborn delusion that the Founding Fathers of the United States were devout Christians, here's a little quote from Thomas Jefferson's Notes on Virginia:
I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature….. Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, [...]
Thanks to rawstory.com for publicizing this priceless quote from presidential candidate Mike Huckabee:
I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution, but I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that's what we need to [...]
That's me. I am the ultimate civil libertarian … a small sampling of my cherished beliefs regarding personal freedom.
Legalize gay marriage … not only should homosexuals have the same rights to make themselves miserable as straight people have, but even if the Christians are right, and gays are all going to hell, THAT'S THEIR RIGHT [...]
For everything I long to do / no matter when or where or who / has one thing in common, too:
It's a, it's a, it's a … it's a sin. It's a sin. ~ Pet Shop Boys, It's a Sin
Sin is rubbish. Utter fucking rubbish. I am somehow expected to believe that there is [...]
