Is the nightmare over yet?

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Wake up America! Palin/McCain are fucking AWFUL!

OK, enough of the Sarah Palin crap … Obama might have only been talking about McCain's policies when he said "lipstick on a pig," but I'm not. I'm talking about McCain's entire candidacy … and as far as I'm concerned, that's all Palin was: Lipstick for a pig of a presidential candidate. And it's not [...]

Logic : religious nuts :: Bowel control : babies?

What is it with the religious nuts this week?! From a completely apolitical, secular barter/trade email list being bombarded by the forces of righteousness, to a troll on an old post who took the 'debate' to email, all of a sudden the bizarro arguments are everywhere.
In response to the email list Bible Humpers who emailed [...]

Christian Nation?! I don't fucking think so.

OK, about a half-dozen posts ago, I said I was writing a more detailed post about America's status as a Christian Nation. Then real life smacked me upside the head, and long, involved posts got put on hold for a while. Finally, here we are.
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS NOT A FUCKING CHRISTIAN NATION*. [...]

Bumpersticker of the year?

So, we have a Bible Baptist church in Fairbanks, with a giant electronic reader board that constantly displays obnoxious messages like "MOTHER EARTH?!/YOUR MOTHER IS A DIRT BALL" and "YOU'RE SO OPEN MINDED/YOUR BRAINS FELL OUT". Lovely people really.
Which is why I literally laughed out loud when I spotted this bumper sticker in the grocery [...]

R.I.P. George Carlin

A true genius, in my book. A man who had his head on straight, and his priorities well sorted. The world needs more people like George Carlin: People who are willing to tell it like it is, other people's sacred cows be damned.
Take some time to watch some of his stand-up routines, and make a [...]

Holy Fuck, Crossdressing Children! Rally the Fundies!

A heretofore unimagined threat has descended upon the moral fiber of the great Yew Ess of Ey … indeed. You thought it was the gay scout leaders or lesbian gym instructors who were going to turn your children down the path of sin, perversion and homosexuality? No indeed, it appears the greatest threat to your [...]

Another big black eye for the God crowd

Intrepid reader Ray sent me a link to this heartwarming article from Wisconsin about an 11 year old girl who died of undiagnosed diabetes, while her parents prayed over her. From the article,
The girl's mother, Leilani Neumann, said the family believes in the Bible and that healing comes from God, but she said they do [...]

Do unto others … and fuck off

So yeah … by saying "Creationism is bullshit" I seem to have pissed off a lot of Christians. Oddly, I didn't say anything about Christianity itself (Genesis is part of the Torah too, so Jews could have gotten all offended by that too), I didn't say whether or not there was a God (while I [...]

10 Things Every Adult Should Know

Sometimes it's hard to come up with a full-length, balls-to-the-wall rant, but a lot of "too long for Twitter, too short for a whole post" ideas float in and out of my head all the time. Here's 10 things every adult really ought to know, but a lot of people are apparently just too fucking [...]