FUCK Michael Jackson

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Wake up America! Palin/McCain are fucking AWFUL!

OK, enough of the Sarah Palin crap … Obama might have only been talking about McCain's policies when he said "lipstick on a pig," but I'm not. I'm talking about McCain's entire candidacy … and as far as I'm concerned, that's all Palin was: Lipstick for a pig of a presidential candidate. And it's not [...]

R.I.P. George Carlin

A true genius, in my book. A man who had his head on straight, and his priorities well sorted. The world needs more people like George Carlin: People who are willing to tell it like it is, other people's sacred cows be damned.
Take some time to watch some of his stand-up routines, and make a [...]

Holy Fuck, Crossdressing Children! Rally the Fundies!

A heretofore unimagined threat has descended upon the moral fiber of the great Yew Ess of Ey … indeed. You thought it was the gay scout leaders or lesbian gym instructors who were going to turn your children down the path of sin, perversion and homosexuality? No indeed, it appears the greatest threat to your [...]

Another big black eye for the God crowd

Intrepid reader Ray sent me a link to this heartwarming article from Wisconsin about an 11 year old girl who died of undiagnosed diabetes, while her parents prayed over her. From the article,
The girl's mother, Leilani Neumann, said the family believes in the Bible and that healing comes from God, but she said they do [...]

Oh, the poor, precious children! Save them!

There's a recurring phenomenon on the social photo sharing website, flickr. I don't know if it's because only sad, paranoid parents join flickr, or if flickr turns parents into sad paranoids. Either way, it's sad. And it's paranoid.
Here's the basic story: Some parent notices that photos of their child are appearing on another website, which [...]

Search of the Week: 10 ways to fuck up your kids

Yeah, so the "search of the week" thing hasn't been so weekly after all. Some weeks, the top search phrases around here are just not that exciting. But this one, I couldn't pass up. So today I bring you F*cking C*nts' Top 10 Ways to Fuck Up Your Kids:

Raise them in a strict, evangelical Christian [...]