WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, HUMANITY?!?

Seriously, I was having an impossible time trying to decide which particular helping of bullshit the world has served up recently was totally worth ranting about. I can't choose. Too many. So, if you were hoping for a big in-depth rant session, I'm afraid you're going to have to hang in there a leetle bit [...]

FUCK Michael Jackson

There's one less child molester in the world today, and we're all going to be assaulted by memorial retrospective teevee specials about it for the next month. Michael Jackson is dead. And good riddance to the batshit crazy pedophile. Fuck him. And fuck everyone who's driveling on about how "tragic" it is, and how sad [...]

Wake up America! Palin/McCain are fucking AWFUL!

OK, enough of the Sarah Palin crap … Obama might have only been talking about McCain's policies when he said "lipstick on a pig," but I'm not. I'm talking about McCain's entire candidacy … and as far as I'm concerned, that's all Palin was: Lipstick for a pig of a presidential candidate. And it's not [...]

R.I.P. George Carlin

A true genius, in my book. A man who had his head on straight, and his priorities well sorted. The world needs more people like George Carlin: People who are willing to tell it like it is, other people's sacred cows be damned. Take some time to watch some of his stand-up routines, and make [...]

Holy Fuck, Crossdressing Children! Rally the Fundies!

A heretofore unimagined threat has descended upon the moral fiber of the great Yew Ess of Ey … indeed. You thought it was the gay scout leaders or lesbian gym instructors who were going to turn your children down the path of sin, perversion and homosexuality? No indeed, it appears the greatest threat to your [...]