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Yeah, so the "search of the week" thing hasn't been so weekly after all. Some weeks, the top search phrases around here are just not that exciting. But this one, I couldn't pass up. So today I bring you F*cking C*nts' Top 10 Ways to Fuck Up Your Kids:

Raise them in a strict, evangelical Christian [...]

See now, when you read that headline, you agreed instantly, didn't you? "Infant mutilation?! Good gracious, nobody could get behind that!" Yeah, nobody except for the parents of 70% of the men in the United States … quite possibly including you, dear reader. Yes, YOU. I personally know the list includes my mother and the [...]