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OK, so wow. First there was the ridiculous blank check bailout request, and there's been a Presidential debate, and the VP debate, and now the bailout package has been passed … fuck me, I hardly know where to start!
How about here: FUCKING HELL, Sarah Palin SUCKS and John McCain is fucking SENILE and could DIE [...]

Finally, someone with serious conservative credentials speaks up and points out what I've been saying about the Religious Right/NeoCon/'Wouldn't Know What Conservatism Was if It Hit Them Upside the Head' goons who've taken over the Republican Party… That's right folks, a former Publisher of the National Review (invited to join the staff by William F. [...]

I received this essay in an email from a friend of mine recently. I think it explains things so damn well, there's no point in me trying to make the same point in my own words…
So, in case you were wondering why it is that Palin/McCain are still anywhere near the top of the polls, [...]

There you go, straight from the horse's mouth: What exactly is up with that whole lipstick/pig thing. Perhaps next time, he'll use the ol' "silk purse from a sow's ear" analogy, and avoid the lipstick debacle altogether (although if he took that route, the Palin/McCain camp would probably say he was threatening to cut off [...]

Unlike the Obama bumperstickers I posted a while ago, these buttons don't imply the ownership of a car, or raise any questionable associations about energy conservation … unless you count the fuel needed by the post office to deliver them, but considering the mailman is going to come by your house every day anyhow, I [...]

Y'know, I don't want to like Paris Hilton. I really, really, really don't. But after seeing this video … um … I think my brain just imploded.
If you've seen McCain's "celebrity" attack ad—implying Obama is just a shallow celebrity with no leadership ability, by way of implicitly comparing him to Paris Hilton—this little spoof might [...]

So I sent the Obama campaign a little note today, after reading a nice little article on the more than 2-1 vote in favor of allowing the government to spy on any American who chooses to communicate with someone overseas, and grant immunity to the telecom companies who helped them do it before the fucking [...]

Hillary Clinton is a short-sighted, selfish, ruthless cunt. Seriously. At this point in the race, she has proven her complete inability to close the gap on Obama's slim delegate lead, and while McCain runs around pumping himself up and looking like a good guy because he's got nobody to throw mud at for the moment, [...]

Right-o. So, despite Obama winning more primaries and caucuses, and having more legitimately "won" delegates to the 2008 Democratic convention, Hillary might still take the nomination. Because the Democratic Party automatically gives delegate status to every single Democrat in Congress, along with every Democratic governor in the US, and a bunch of other people on [...]