Let me just open by saying I'm not defending Sarah Palin here. Really, if you ignore the background scenery in her "scandalous" turkey slaughtering interview (video embedded below the jump), it's entirely clear that the woman couldn't reason her way out of a paper bag. But fucking christ people, I've had it up to here [...]

So the intrepid lunatics at Mythbusters did an episode testing clichés and catchphrases (including the surprising discovery that elephants, or at least the elephant they were using, actually don't like mice). It is, apparently, perfectly OK to put a mouse in danger of being stomped, and an elephant at risk of being frightened … but [...]