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So, to kinda make up for the fact that I've been caught up in my "I can only keep up with one thing at a time, so if I'm busy catching up on Project A, I can't spend hours putting 'quality time' into Project B" procrastination cycle, here's someone else talking about Sarah "Same Speech, [...]

OK, so I'm on my way to work the other day, and I turn on NPR "Talk of the Nation" (usually an interesting take on mainstream news, or stories you don't hear about elsewhere) … and they're talking about John fucking Edwards' big affair/illegitimate baby bullshit scandal, with (this is the good part) the "Executive [...]

In response to my last post, Kavan Wolfe asked, "Why do people vote for idiots?" … I was about to launch into my version of the facts of the matter, but I realize HL Mencken said it all back in 1920, prompted by a discussion of the presidential race between Warren Harding and James M. [...]

There you have it folks, I couldn't care less about marriage on a personal level. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt (and by "t-shirt" I mean "divorce decree"). I don't plan on ever marrying anyone ever again, male, female or Martian. So, I really don't have any personal investment in the whole same-sex marriage [...]

See now, when you read that headline, you agreed instantly, didn't you? "Infant mutilation?! Good gracious, nobody could get behind that!" Yeah, nobody except for the parents of 70% of the men in the United States … quite possibly including you, dear reader. Yes, YOU. I personally know the list includes my mother and the [...]

Here I am, sitting at the local bar … and over there on the wall is a large embossed metal advertising sign for Mickey's beer. Or, rather, "Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor". And when I looked at it, I knew. I was no longer at a loss for a rant for today. In fact, I was [...]

A brief and off-the-cuff summary of societal sexual taboos in American culture from the Victorian era to the present … based on my entirely non-thorough readings and personal conversations.
Victorian Times: Everything. Female orgasm was medically known as "hysterical paroxysm", and a "cure" for the uniquely female disorder of hysteria was to have a qualified physician [...]

I could actually do a whole site dedicated to macho "culture" in the US. I could develop an elaborate taxonomy of different sub-species of American macho cunts, the individual plumage and mating rituals of each, and the poor stupid women who continue allowing these jackasstic sub-humans to breed. I could explore the world of mixed-breed [...]