Christian Nation?! I don't fucking think so.

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R.I.P. George Carlin

A true genius, in my book. A man who had his head on straight, and his priorities well sorted. The world needs more people like George Carlin: People who are willing to tell it like it is, other people's sacred cows be damned.
Take some time to watch some of his stand-up routines, and make a [...]

We're in ur passport, readin' ur data

So yeah, if I'd been paying attention, I would have renewed my passport last summer. As of August 2007, all US passports have RFID chips embedded in them. For those of you not in the know, RFID tags are how libraries know when you walk out with an un-checked out book, how pet ID [...]

On the Web: But, actually, it *IS* kind of funny …

I love this site. Sometimes they post some real stinkers, but generally it's just a good, twisted, surreal re-take on vintage clip art … with a little political streak, every so often.

Married to the Sea … always good stuff.

Why in the fuck did China get the Olympics, again?

So, I'm trying to figure out exactly what the Olympic committee's standards are for choosing a host country for the Games … It's not as though the Chinese government's latest bullshit in Tibet is some new, shocking, heretofore-unheard-of behavior from them. (Tiananmen Square, anyone?) You might say, "Well, sure. But Germany had the Olympics when [...]

The Top 10 Things America Enjoys (SOTW)

This week was a good one for search phrases … I am apparently only a proper blog entry away from becoming one of the world's authorities on "dolphins molesting humans". Also I somehow solicit more highbrow inquiries such as the "top 10 most enlightened people" and "ways to become more cultured" … which are, perhaps, [...]

Top 10 Ways to Recognize a Homosexual (SOTW)

And thus we introduce a new feature here at f*cking c*nts: the Search Of The Week (SOTW) … inspiration struck while I was marveling over my nascent collection of referring search phrases*. In amongst perfectly sensible things like "worst swear word in america" and "synonym+cunt" was "top 10 ways to recognize a homosexual" … *blink* [...]