WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, HUMANITY?!?

Seriously, I was having an impossible time trying to decide which particular helping of bullshit the world has served up recently was totally worth ranting about. I can't choose. Too many. So, if you were hoping for a big in-depth rant session, I'm afraid you're going to have to hang in there a leetle bit [...]

A bit of advice: Speed and ice don't mix.

So, I'm sitting here in bed at noon on a Monday with, as far as I can tell, a broken rib. I know I definitely have a big lump on my head, and a few really choice bruises here and there. The broken rib, I'm assuming because my ribcage hurts like holy hell, and when [...]

Before we return to serious ranting…

xkcd created a helpful "real world" guide to metric measurement for those of us still living firmly in the imperial world … but I gotta say, taking a good look at the temperature scale, it doesn't really resonate for me. So, in the spirit of the weather here STILL being too damn cold to [...]

2008, good riddance!

'Tis the season for top ten lists, and other unbearable retrospective articles about The Year That Was … and while I was rather tempted to write something along those lines, really, who needs to read another list of the best, or worst, or "most memorable" of anything?
Sure, we could rehash the US presidential election, and [...]

Sarah Palin: Yeah, she's Alaskan. So what?

Sarah Palin's Alaskan. What the fuck does that mean? It means a few things, as far as I can tell:

She's very tolerant of cold weather
She probably won't be bursting into tears on the campaign trail like Geraldine or Hillary. This is, of course, a total stereotype … but really, girls up here don't tend to [...]