OK, I think I finally understand the whole abstinence-only education thing. I really do. It's not so much about morals, or religion, or anything pseudo-virtuous like that. It's just because the Republican hard-liners don't know jack shit about birth control. As a misbegotten icon of the Idiot Right Wing movement, here's Bill O'Reilly on insurance [...]

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Abstinence-only sex education is utter horseshit. The concept, in a nutshell: Prevent pregnancy by telling kids not to have sex until marriage, but don't teach them how to use contraception, because knowing how a condom works will make them want to have sex. This is like teaching driver's ed by telling people not to have [...]